1) To the tune of Handels’ Hallelujah Chorus: “Tapioca! Tapioca, Hallelujah, Ta–pee-oo-ca!”
Continue as desired.
2) To the tune of Bernstein and Sondheim’s “Maria” from West Side Story:
Lasagna…
The most wonderful smell I have ever smelled:
Lasagna, Lasagna, Lasagna, Lasagna…
All the beautiful tastes of the world in a single food…
Lasagna, Lasagna, Lasagna, Lasagna…
Lasagna!
I just met a dish named lasagna,
And suddenly that food
Will always change the mood
For me.
Lasagna!
I just ate a dish named Lasagna,
And suddenly I’ve seen
How wonderful some cheese
Can be!
Lasagna!
Eat it hot and there’s trumpets braying,
Eat it cool and its dressed noodles playing.
Lasagna,
I”ll never stop eating Lasagna!
The most wonderful smell I have ever smelled.
Lasagna!
3) From Annie Get Your Gun’s “Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better“: Hawthorne’s Song:
Anything you can eat, I can eat faster.
I can eat any thing faster than you.
No you can’t.
Yes I can.
No you can’t.
Yes I can.
No you can’t.
Yes I can, yes I can.
Yes, he can.